Monday, September 22, 2008

3. I spent my summer ...

... preserving food. Canning, freezing, squinting at the fetal sauerkraut in my big crock. Chopping, slicing, blanching. There was vegetable carnage happening in my kitchen. Well, anyway, it looked that way on my cutting board after I sliced the beets!

So, in honor of that, and not, of course, because I haven't got anything better to write (yeah, that's it!), here is the Ominovore's 100 meme. Just for you.

How the Omnivore's 100 works:
1) Copy this list into your blog, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you've eaten.
3) Cross out any items you would never consider eating.


My Ominivore's 100 (where you can see for yourself that I need to be way more adventurous than I am now!):


1. Venison
2. Nettle tea (eew...)
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare (if I sampled a small bit of raw hamburger, would that count?)
5. Crocodile (right, I'll catch that on my next trip to Africa)
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp (omigod, have you seen what they eat??)
9. Borscht (got beets, just need to make some)
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich (hello I was an American kid in the 1950s; there was no escape)
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart (probably toxic, but I'm totally up for it!)
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle (unless you count dark chocolate ...)
18. Fruit wine from something other than grapes (plum wine, mmmm ...)
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes (to die for)
22. Fresh wild berries (hand picked by moi)
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper (first I'd have to figure out what that is ...)
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters (not raw, though, so maybe it shouldn't count)
29. Baklava (homemade by my aunt and mother)
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl (mooshy bread, ugh ...)
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut (babied along and scum skimmed by yours truly)
35. Root beer float (yeah, the 50's thing again)
36. Cognac with a fat cigar (cognac maybe; fat cigar - holy god, no!)
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O (I'm not sure why, but whatever)
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects (insects evolved off-planet and are an alien conspiracy to gross us out)
43. Phaal
44. Goats milk (only had it, so far, disguised as cheese)
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth $120 or more (I would only spend that much money on gourmet ice cream)
46. Fugu (I love fish, all right, but no fish is worth dying for)
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut (and many, many other Krispy Kreme varieties)
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi (huh?)
53. Abalone (pounded to tender happiness)
54. Paneer
55. McDonald's Big Mac Meal (I am so ashamed)
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini (too trendy)
58. Beer above 8% ABV (don't know what that means, but, beer, yuchh)
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips (now, I can't remember why, but I've had 'em)
61. S'mores (Camp Fire Girls forever!)
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin (huh?? I've made pottery with it, though)
64. Currywurst (sounds like an odd marriage of Indian and German food. weird.)
65. Durian
66. Frog's legs (and they do twitch when you cook them; good, but macabre)
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini (just caviar, but after that, who needs anything else?)
73. Louche absinthe
74. Roadkill (I would have to be very, very, very desperate. Unimaginably desparate)
75. Gjetost or brunost
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess fruit pie (in the same lunch bag as the PBJ)
78. Snail (but I'll take the garlic butter)
79. Lapsang Souchong (well, once, but not my favorite)
80. Bellini
81. Tom Yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky (next time I'm at New Sagaya, for sure)
84. 3 Michelin Star Tasting Menu
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare (snowshoe hare, actually)
87. Goulash (by my gramma)
88. Flowers
89. Horse (geez, that'd be like eating Black Beauty or Flicka ...)
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam (and I lived to tell about it)
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor (I was a kid; I thought rich people ate it; it was disappointing)
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake
Alrighty, I'm off to be more bold, bold more food, and go boldly figure out what some of this stuff is. See ya!

1 comments:

PhantomMidge said...

I dunno...you've tried a lot more things on that list than I ever have.

Although, I can say that the oddest thing I ever ate (well, tried 2 bites of) was fruit bat. However, I had NO idea what it was at the time and would NEVER have eaten it if I had known (they are so cute!). Also, I blame my parents, as I was only 12 years old and on vacation with them in the Seychells.