Snaps north

The language of winter

2009-01-28T20:34:00.004-09:00

Art nouveau

2009-01-15T18:40:00.006-09:00

Every once in a while, when the usual topics in the "Letters to the editor" section of the local scandal rag have bottomed out, when the Anti-Abortion folks have run dry and the No Hand Outs - Let 'em Freeze in the Dark people are out burning fossil fuels in their snow machines and four-wheelers, the Graffiti is Inspired by Satan and Created by Filthy Vandals people step in to fill the void, inspiring a flurry of comments on the reprehensible nature of graffiti and its practitioners. The consensus is, clearly, that graffiti is a deplorably ugly, morally repugnant defacement of public spaces; it flies in the face of decency and respectability, and who knows where the hands holding that spray paint have been. Hardly anybody jumps in to assert that sometimes graffiti might just actually be art.

Here in interior Northern Cold Place, the graffiti viewing hot spot (or large, tempting canvas, depending upon your point of view and the availability of cheap spray paint) is Moose Creek Bluff. This just delights me because Moose Creek Bluff, with it's broad face and giant canvases of bare rock, has been a tempting site for graffiti since, well, actually, prehistoric times. When you call graffiti "petroglyphs" it becomes fascinating! In fact, there was a big outcry when the bluff face, petroglyphs and all, was blasted back several hundred yards and the Richardson Highway was widened to four lanes. People were aghast that such timeless art was destroyed. (The same blast also blew a more contemporary petroglyph, "SAC Sucks," off the bluff, but no one missed it other than a few airman down the road at Eielson Air Force Base, for whom that particular annotation held a sad and poignant truth.)

So, anyway, I'm thinking of starting a campaign. Save the Pre-Petroglyphs! T-shirts coming soon.

You know where has frozen over

2009-01-09T19:44:00.001-09:00

It just occured to me how this looks oddly like an inferno when, actually, it was minus 48 degrees Fahrenheit. Anyhow, that's ice fog and steam from the University power plant with the sun at it's absolute zenith. Taken while I was sitting in the car but with the window bravely rolled down. Go me! Space heaters, electric blankets and hot chocolate will be gratefully accepted.

Sometimes winter is okay

2009-01-07T19:13:00.011-09:00

I'm about to commence complaining about winter, so I thought I'd throw in this picture in order to give a false impression that I can be objective about winter in interior Alaska. But actually I was freezing my butt off on the Chena Flood control project levee when this was taken. I'll grudgingly admit it looked pretty. Well, just before my glasses frosted over and I couldn't see anymore.

Token photograph

2008-12-18T14:37:00.002-09:00

... Since I haven't posted one in a while, and I've gone and made the rash claim that this is an illustrated blog.

If the shoe fits ...

2008-12-18T14:35:00.002-09:00

A lot of us would like to throw our shoes at him. Really.

Omigod!

2008-11-05T11:57:00.004-09:00

Omigod, omigod, omigod! Thank you America from this little old 60's person! My country didn't vanish after all. Still lots of work to do, but I'm so up for it! No picture to do it justice, but, nevertheless, YAAAAAAAY!

Okay, back to neglecting this blog ...

Love,
MizMagee

P.S. Come on California, my home state, be braver; be the cutting edge of gay rights, just like you've been the cutting edge for other social issues. I mean, sheesh ...

3. I spent my summer ...

2008-09-22T14:43:00.012-08:00

... preserving food. Canning, freezing, squinting at the fetal sauerkraut in my big crock. Chopping, slicing, blanching. There was vegetable carnage happening in my kitchen. Well, anyway, it looked that way on my cutting board after I sliced the beets!

So, in honor of that, and not, of course, because I haven't got anything better to write (yeah, that's it!), here is the Ominovore's 100 meme. Just for you.

How the Omnivore's 100 works:

1) Copy this list into your blog, including these instructions.

2) Bold all the items you've eaten.

3) Cross out any items you would never consider eating.

My Ominivore's 100 (where you can see for yourself that I need to be way more adventurous than I am now!):

1. Venison

2. ~~Nettle tea~~ (eew...)

3. Huevos rancheros

4. Steak tartare (if I sampled a small bit of raw hamburger, would that count?)

5. Crocodile (right, I'll catch that on my next trip to Africa)

6. Black pudding

7. Cheese fondue

8. ~~Carp~~ (omigod, have you seen what they eat??)

9. Borscht (got beets, just need to make some)

10. Baba ghanoush

11. Calamari

12. Pho

13. PB&J sandwich (hello I was an American kid in the 1950s; there was no escape)

14. Aloo gobi

15. Hot dog from a street cart (probably toxic, but I'm totally up for it!)

16. Epoisses

17. Black truffle (unless you count dark chocolate ...)

18. Fruit wine from something other than grapes (plum wine, mmmm ...)

19. Steamed pork buns

20. Pistachio ice cream

21. Heirloom tomatoes (to die for)

22. Fresh wild berries (hand picked by moi)

23. Foie gras

24. Rice and beans

25. Brawn or head cheese

26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper (first I'd have to figure out what that is ...)

27. Dulce de leche

28. Oysters (not raw, though, so maybe it shouldn't count)

29. Baklava (homemade by my aunt and mother)

30. Bagna cauda

31. Wasabi peas

32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl (mooshy bread, ugh ...)

33. Salted lassi

34. Sauerkraut (babied along and scum skimmed by yours truly)

35. Root beer float (yeah, the 50's thing again)

36. ~~Cognac with a fat cigar~~ (cognac maybe; fat cigar - holy god, no!)

37. Clotted cream tea

38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O (I'm not sure why, but whatever)

39. Gumbo

40. Oxtail

41. Curried goat

42. ~~Whole insects~~ (insects evolved off-planet and are an alien conspiracy to gross us out)

43. Phaal

44. Goats milk (only had it, so far, disguised as cheese)

45. ~~Malt whisky from a bottle worth $120 or more~~ (I would only spend that much money on gourmet ice cream)

46. ~~Fugu~~ (I love fish, all right, but no fish is worth dying for)

47. Chicken tikka masala

48. Eel

49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut (and many, many other Krispy Kreme varieties)

50. Sea urchin

51. Prickly pear

52. Umeboshi (huh?)

53. Abalone (pounded to tender happiness)

54. Paneer

55. McDonald's Big Mac Meal (I am so ashamed)

56. Spaetzle

57. ~~Dirty gin martini~~ (too trendy)

58. ~~Beer above 8% ABV~~ (don't know what that means, but, beer, yuchh)

59. Poutine

60. Carob chips (now, I can't remember why, but I've had 'em)

61. S'mores (Camp Fire Girls forever!)

62. Sweetbreads

63. Kaolin (huh?? I've made pottery with it, though)

64. Currywurst (sounds like an odd marriage of Indian and German food. weird.)

65. Durian

66. Frog's legs (and they do twitch when you cook them; good, but macabre)

67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake

68. Haggis

69. Fried plantain

70. Chitterlings or andouillette

71. Gazpacho

72. Caviar and blini (just caviar, but after that, who needs anything else?)

73. Louche absinthe

74. ~~Roadkill~~ (I would have to be very, very, very desperate. Unimaginably desparate)

75. Gjetost or brunost

76. Baijiu

77. Hostess fruit pie (in the same lunch bag as the PBJ)

78. ~~Snail~~ (but I'll take the garlic butter)

79. Lapsang Souchong (well, once, but not my favorite)

80. Bellini

81. Tom Yum

82. Eggs Benedict

83. Pocky (next time I'm at New Sagaya, for sure)

84. 3 Michelin Star Tasting Menu

85. Kobe beef

86. Hare (snowshoe hare, actually)

87. Goulash (by my gramma)

88. Flowers

89. ~~Horse~~ (geez, that'd be like eating Black Beauty or Flicka ...)

90. Criollo chocolate

91. Spam (and I lived to tell about it)

92. Soft shell crab

93. Rose harissa

94. Catfish

95. Mole poblano

96. Bagel and lox

97. Lobster Thermidor (I was a kid; I thought rich people ate it; it was disappointing)

98. Polenta

99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee

100. Snake

Alrighty, I'm off to be more bold, bold more food, and go boldly figure out what some of this stuff is. See ya!

2. I spent my summer ...

2008-09-15T15:56:00.002-08:00

... eating my way through the Tanana Valley Farmer's Market. Look at the asparagus!! A totally serendipitous find, because there was only one box of asparagus on only one day of the farmer's market and I walked in just in time to grab one of the last bunches. And, of course, I only purchased vegetables. I never, ever purchased fudge, jam, cake or date bars. Oh, look! My nose is growing. Must be all those healthy vegetables. Heh.

1. I spent my summer ...

2008-09-14T15:40:00.001-08:00

... watching my flowers grow. And then watching it rain. And then watching the plants in my perennial bed party like college freshmen on a long weekend, go completely wild and collapse in an astonishing disorder of drunken colorful stems, flowers, leaves and crazy debris. Clearly next summer is going to involve imposing some discipline on this bad bunch of irresponsible plant life.

Virtu, or, I've got work to do

2008-05-15T19:16:00.002-08:00

I'm going to be virtu-ous. I have leaves to rake (the sneaky ones that drifted down at the tail end of autumn, just before the snow hid them from view), strawberries to plant, compost to turn, raised beds to build. I have photographs to take, burgers to grill and hikes to be made. And I've made a commitment to start running again (good luck with that, you say?).

So, I am suspending my blog. Or, anyway, I'm going to try suspending it. Hopefully I won't be overcome with the need to reveal all the minutia of my summer, every splinter, strawberry, robin, and sunburn. But who knows. So, see you next winter ... or sooner.

Life is serious

2008-05-13T19:45:00.002-08:00

Well, anyway, it has been lately. This is a picture of my newest granddaughter, Maureen Charlotte. For months before her birth we were told to anticipate problems. She was too small, her limbs were disproportionately too short, maybe she had Down's Syndrome, maybe she had dwarfism. We thought about those things, and, really, we thought about how other parents who had kids with challenges viewed their children as gifts. But even though you know without a doubt a new child is a gift, it's impossible not to worry. You worry about whether your child might suffer. Maybe they will have painful physical challenges. Maybe they will have to suffer mean or thoughtless remarks from ignorant people. Will you be able to advocate for them? Do you have the wisdom to help them deal with other people's attitudes? It can be pretty stressful.

So here is Maury, having been in this world an entire three days when this picture was taken! She was small, but not too small. She weighed 5 pounds and 2 ounces. She was perfectly proportioned. She doesn't have classic dwarfism or Down's Syndrome. But she has some challenges. She has a pretty extensive port wine stain on her face, and although that can be treated and made to disappear almost entirely, there is a serious syndrome that can sometimes be associated with port wine stains, so she is scheduled for an MRI. And she is not gaining weight as quickly as one would normally expect. So that's a concern, too. But she's alert and active and given to expressing her needs quite, er ... vocally!

And she is, absolutely, unequivically, an amazing gift.

Give a little whistle

2008-05-12T10:13:00.004-08:00

This is my granddaughter, Gracie. She's learning to whistle. Also she has very blue eyes!

Seduced

2008-05-02T19:29:00.005-08:00

I was seeing someone local. Someone steady and fair, someone who was always there for me. But you know how those relationships go. Predictable, safe. A little boring. Lacking in variety and excitement. Then I took a trip and met someone in a city a little south of here. He tempted me with pastries and gourmet coffee. He opened new doors for me. He was experienced and ready to fulfill even my most secret wishes. He offered mystery, fantasy and romance. I'll call him "Mr. Big." You can just imagine why! Oh sure, I knew he'd forget about me until the next time I showed up in the city. I knew he'd had a million women before me, and he'd have a million more. But it was too late for me. I'd been seduced. I began planning my trips with him in mind. I even started making lists of all the things I wanted from him, every whim and desire. I could scarcely wait to walk through his doors and into his arms.

I'd come home debauched and ashamed and return to my steady relationship, vowing never again to give in to my base desires. But still I would return for more. Then the unthinkable happened. Mr Big came to my town and took up residence! Can you understand what that meant for me? I tried to stay away, but it was hopeless. I passed him on the street and he gave me smoldering looks that invited me to come to him and try something new, something deep, something delicious, something scandalous, something banned by decent people. And, oh god, I did, and I can't stop. I'm so ashamed.

I was seduced by Barnes & Noble.

Don't call me a baby boomer

2008-04-25T11:14:00.008-08:00

Here's how my day is going so far: I couldn't open the file I need on our shared drive, so I called computing and was informed that I needed to take the drive off my computer and then add it again and remap it. Of course, I have no clue how to do that. So the friendly (but, as we shall see, not too bright) computer tech promised to walk me through the procedure. Yep. Well, we got the drive off my computer and guess what! The friendly tech did not know how to add it back on. So now I am divorced from the drive with all my work on it. And I have been reassured that someone will get back to me on that. Right. I'm not holding my breath. Anyway, things have gone rather badly this morning and I'm in a black mood, so I figured why waste it. I will take the opportunity to rant about one of my absolute pet peeves. So! Don't call me a baby boomer!! And absolutely don't stereotype me and then blame me for all the world's problems! If you've got to call me something, call me a 60's person.

Here's why. I was born in 1948. The baby boom "generation" is defined as having been born from 1946 to 1964. Do you really think I have anything in common with someone born in 1964?? Think again. The people I grew up with were concerned with social issues. We cared passionately about civil rights, the war in Viet Nam and environmental issues. We still care about that stuff. Many, many of us are still deeply involved in today's social issues. We still think that bigotry and discrimination exist and and that this issue needs to be recognized and addressed by every single American. We think that we have the right and, indeed, the responsibility to question American involvement in Iraq. We try hard to make choices in our lives that lessen our impact on the environment. We care about the quality of the lives of everybody else on the planet and we understand that what, and how much, we consume can negatively impact those lives. So yep, 60's person. But don't even assume everyone born in 1948 is a 60's person. Stereotypes are a drag.

Here is what 60's people aren't:

We don't toss feces filled diapers into the trash.

We don't buy cheap plastic crap.

We don't think we are the center of the earth, either personally or as a nation.

We don't throw away things just because we didn't like the way it tasted, because it was out of fashion, or because there's a newer, shinier version.

We never, ever wanted our hair to look like Farrah Fawcett's.

Okay, well, I got that off my chest just in time. A friendly and intelligent (!) person from computing called back and I can work. Yay! Oh, yeah, and I don't know what the photo above has to do with anything other than it sort of reflected my mood.

P.S. But don't assume that everyone born in 1964 tosses disposable diapers in the trash, buys cheap plastic crap, thinks they're the center of the earth or ever wanted to look like Farrah Fawcett. Stereotypes are a drag.

I'm so outa this old town

2008-03-22T19:46:00.006-08:00

That's right. MizMagee is headed south. But, true confession: not south enough. Just south to Anchorage. No palm trees, sandy beaches, trade winds, or fruit flavored beverages with little umbrellas. Still, I don't want you to think I'm not enchanted with Fairbanks this time of year . March can be charming up here. A little cold, a little dreary, what with the dirty piles of snow, below zero mornings and all. Still, here are some pictures taken around this time of year just to prove it's not all chapped lips and wind chill. For example, the Mecca Bar, above, presumably dispenses liquid sunshine, although I've never worked up enough courage to go in and see for sure. But the sign is sunny and bright, even at night!

See, you practically need sunglasses for this one! Who says downtown is drab and boring?

We have tall buildings, and, better yet, lens flare from the sun. That's right.

And, when all else fails, we have purple benches, sea shells and, omigosh, spigots to remind us there might come a time when we actually have a lawn to water, sun to sit in and, um, okay, not the ocean - it's far away - but the shells are a nice touch anyway.

Be back later!

Waiting

2008-03-19T05:39:00.002-08:00

Waiting for summer.

Waiting for this new grandchild,
waiting to know.

Waiting for peaches and plums.

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Waiting for the axe to fall.

Waiting for birch sap.
Waiting for snow melt.

Waiting to see what's around the corner.
Waiting to see what's over the edge.

Sometimes it's just all about waiting.

And the detective was a eunuch

2008-03-11T19:16:00.007-08:00

No matter what else is happening in my life, there's always a book. In fact, when things are weird, when life is stressful, when I'm baffled by the world and the gray hairs in my eyebrows are multiplying exponentially, I just disappear into a book.

So, anyway, I've been reading a lot lately.

I read a lot of mysteries. It's not that I love trying to figure out who the murderer is before the last chapter where all is revealed. I'm lousy at that. What I love is that mystery writers seem to think up the most interesting, complex characters, and I just love getting involved in the lives of those characters. In my secret heart, I'm V.I. Warshawski! Or, better yet, Eve Dallas or Amelia Peabody! I don't even have to choose, I can be all of them. I just have to open a book.

Not, you understand, that I ever had a huge desire to be a eunuch in the sultan's court during the latter days of the Ottoman Empire, but that's what's so amazing about books. If they're well written, you can step seamlessly into a life completely at odds with your own experience and be, well, anyone! I think you'd like The Janissary Tree. You might expect that author Jason Goodwin would have played the protagonist, Yashim, for whatever humor could be extracted from the fact of his condition as a eunuch, but that's not the case. Although Goodwin brings a wonderful and subtle sense of humor to the story, he treats Yashim with dignity and presents him as a complex and thoroughly appealing character. The book is wonderfully written, intelligent, and, as The Times of London writes, full of "chases, dramatic escapes, episodes of cruelty [and] delicious food." Wow, all my favorite stuff!

Actually, I've never had the desire to be a sociopath, either, but I've read all of Carol O'Connell's Kathy Mallory books, too. I just finished the last one earlier this winter. It does surprise me that I'm the only one I know of who reads, and loves, O'Connell's Mallory books. Maybe it's because Mallory is a much darker and more disturbing character than Kinsey Millhone or V.I. Warshawski. Although, that would be why I've liked reading the series so much! But is Kathy Mallory really a sociopath? Start with Mallery's Oracle, read the series, and finish with Find Me. Then decide. I was blown away by Find Me, although others have been disappointed with the book. I don't know if Find Me is O'Connell's last book in the series, but I hope so. I thought it was a jaw dropping ending with just enough left unresolved to be intriguing.

Put down the newspaper, pick up a good book. There, isn't that much better?

Habitrails

2008-02-16T19:01:00.003-09:00

I've been thinking about Miss Method's comment, on my last blog entry, about crawling the walls of our underground Habitrails. Well, that and thinking about my favorite cynic's pointed comment that the last three of my entries have been about the weather (yeah, okay, now four entries and counting).

Here's the thing: Miss Method was referring to the fact that we work two floors underground, downstairs, around corners, down the hall, in the furthest corner of a six story building. There are no windows. During the winter, if we choose to eat our lunches in the staff lounge, we never see the sun. Well, okay, even if we hauled ourselves up the stairs and out of the building, we'd still be lucky to see the sun in December. We, even the most exotic of us, begin to resemble those blind and pale cave fish by the time spring rolls around. Daylight frightens us. It's not pretty.

I don't think it was a coincidence that I was playing my Hawaiian slack-key guitar CD over and over during the cold snap last week, do you?

Career hint: Archives are always located in a basement. In the unlikely event they aren't, they're either in the center of a building or the windows are completely covered over. Preservation of paper trumps your silly need for full-spectrum lighting. Be warned.

The persistence of winter

2008-02-11T18:53:00.000-09:00

You probably think this is a picture of the Butrovich Building, up on the ridge at the University, with the early morning city lights in the background. But actually it's a picture of what the longest cold snap in interior Alaska since 2000 looked like just before my fingers froze to the buttons of my camera and I sprinted to my car, hoping that the excruciating pain I was experiencing was a sign my hands weren't frozen solid (I mean, they'd be numb, right?).

This has been such a charming winter. Flat tires, viruses, chapped lips, dry hair, static cling. Everyone I know has been sick. Oh wait, everyone includes me! That's right - rub your screen with Purell before reading this blog entry. It's swarming with microbes.

But I admit, when you scrape a little hole in a frost covered window and peer out, it is kind of pretty. Especially at sunrise.

P.S. What I'm ordering from Amazon.com: Palm tree, sand, sun lamp, shore bird CD.

WTF Weather

2008-01-26T18:04:00.000-09:00

After my last post, whining about the weather, it warmed up enough to take the photo on the left. Then 14 inches of snow landed around my house, from two separate storms. After hours of snow shoveling (I have a really long driveway), when everything looked neat and tidy, we were hit with 40 mile an hour winds. Which blew the snow back onto the driveway. Then the temperatures plunged to 40 below zero. This winter's weather is suffering from extreme mood swings.

Unless you live above, say, the 45th parallel, Alaska's weather is inexplicable. After 30+ years of living here, I still have many WTF moments. I grew up in central California, where every 20 some years it'd get cold enough to snow. If you wanted snow, you drove up to the Sierras. So imagine my surprise to find myself living somewhere where it had to warm up to snow! Somewhere where the higher in altitude you got, the warmer it was. Somewhere where fog could be frozen. Somewhere where, on a truly cold day, you can fling a hot cup of coffee into the air and watch it float back to earth in the form of little, brown snowflakes. After all these years, I'm still bemused.

Baby, it's cold outside

2008-01-15T18:16:00.000-09:00

Well, okay, actually it's warming up. Last time I looked it was an amazing 1 degree above zero, which, sadly, is what passes for warm in interior Alaska in mid-January. But it was 35 below zero when I took this photo on Monday. It's a picture of the inside bottom of my front door.

Anyway, the weather got me to thinking about an email I wrote to my sister in January of 2006, on a day when it was 50 below zero. (And I don't mean anything wimpy like that was the wind chill factor. That was the actual temperature.) So I thought I'd post it here, on the off chance someone besides two of my coworkers, who read this out of kindness, might happen upon it and be amused by life at 50 below.

Life at Fifty Below

I get dressed in long underwear and fleece pants, and carry my slacks and shoes in my briefcase. I wrap a scarf around my face, put on my fur ear muffs and my giant down parka with the hood up, and I tighten the fur ruff around my face. I put on my heavy mittens. Hmmm ... then I take off a mitten so I can flip on the porch light and open the door. Then I pull my mitten on with my teeth, because I can't get it back on with the other hand while I'm carrying my briefcase stuffed with my clothes. Then I walk fast to the garage, take my mitten off again so I can unlock the garage door, and I scamper inside.

I back my car out and the thermometer in my car breaks the sound barrier plummeting from 50 above zero to 22 below and then turns to two dashes, because it won't register anything colder than that. Meanwhile the automatic garage door creaks down to about 3 inches above the ground and starts back up again. It doesn't like the cold either. I punch the button on the remote about 7 times and the door finally stays down.

I drive through the ice fog to the University gym parking lot, plug my car in so it'll start at 5 pm and head across campus. After a 5 minute walk at 50 below, my breath has frozen streaks on my glasses and there's frost on the fur of my parka ruff. I walk into the library and the humidity fills in the few clear spaces on my glasses with more frost, so I take them off and stumble blindly to my office where, go figure, I'm having a hot flash ...

... and then at 5 pm, I change back into my fleece pants, stuff my slacks and shoes back into my briefcase, take a deep breath and head back out to my car. I punch the button on my key to unlock the doors, toss my briefcase into the back seat, shut the door and head around to unplug the car. Meanwhile, the electronics in my car, their tiny brains scrambled by the cold, proceed to relock the car doors all on their own. So I unlock them again, toss in the electric cord and shut the door. But the door latches don't like the cold either, so, when I get in and turn the car on, the door open icon lights up and the door open bell, which usually produces a vigorous and repetitive ding, lets out a weak bleat every 60 seconds or so. So I get out and slam the rear door shut.

Okay, now I'm ready to go. Backing out of the parking space is a challenge because the lubrication in the steering wheel has stiffened with the cold and the wheel doesn't want to turn. Then, when I put it in drive, I thump along through the parking lot because my tires have frozen flat on the bottom. Oh wait! The door open bell is bleating again because the driver's side door didn't latch. And look! The air bag deployed icon is lighting up sporadically on the dash. Isn't this fun! And I still have the garage door to look forward to! Life in Alaska -- always an adventure.

Weekend scone overdose

2008-01-13T16:50:00.000-09:00

Scones: light, fluffy, full of cheese and onions. Me: full, lethargic, gaining weight at unprecedented rate, yet strangely content. Recipe from Farmgirl Fare.

Oh, I are a nerd!

2008-01-09T10:50:00.000-09:00

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Literature Nerd Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's eloquence; and you may like to read/write poetry or novels. You contribute to the smart people of today's society, however you can probably be overly-critical of works. It's okay. I understand.
Social Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Drama Nerd
Musician
Anime Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quizzes for MySpace

Well, really I didn't need to take a quiz to figure out that I'm a nerd. But there you go, what could be more nerdish than taking every online quiz? The beauty of it is that I've always been a nerd, but now nerds rule. Bless you Bill Gates! And take that 1960s high school cheerleaders! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to polish my pocket protector and read something obscure yet deep.

The inevitable New Year's resolutions

2008-01-08T20:01:00.000-09:00

I know what you're thinking: the only thing worse than making New Year's resolutions is making them and then foolishly posting them on the internet. And you're right. But last year my only resolution was to have more fun, and I did! So now I'm ignoring the fact that, last year aside, I've never managed to keep a single, miserable resolution I've ever made. I'm overcome with optimism and misplaced determination. Here are my resolutions:

1. I will cook more stuff from scratch and use ingredients I've never tried before. But I'm still not eating anything that leaves a slime trail behind it when it decides to change locations. So there.

2. Motivated purely by my desire to be a good global citizen and not by the fact that Tanana Valley carrots are the world's best, I will eat more local food, and be more aware of where my food is coming from and how its production impacts the environment.

3. I will coax at least one tomato plant into production, even if I have to sacrifice an entire salmon and mega-gallons of water at its feet.

Okay, now that the food related resolutions are out of the way:

4. I will not celebrate my 60th birthday by counting the wrinkles around my lips or calculating the number of gray hairs per square inch on my scalp.

5. I will organize the garage. (Hey, it could happen.)

6. I will continue to be the cheerful, optimistic, enthusiastic person I love to greet in the mirror every morning. And if you doubt it, well, that's just another example of the way the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Oh. Heh. But I'm smiling when I say that.

7. I will take more food pictures. (Wait, should that go with the food resolutions??)

Happy 2008. May it be filled with purple potatoes, parsley, cranberry nut bread and other good things!